" Alright you maggots, listen up! Alexander Gorissen, that joker of a driver, thought he could show us his stuff at Autódromo José Carlos Pace. Started 24th among 29. Screwed the pooch early, on lap 2! Went off track, traded paint with another car. In total, racked up an impressive 14 incident count. Shows you how much discipline he's got. The man's got the directional sense of a headless chicken! Imagine pinball, but with a lousy driver, that's what it seemed like. He decides he's had enough fun midway and somehow pulls himself together enough to finish 13th. But, an 8 iRating bump after all that crap? Absolute shame! The day this guy's considered a decent driver, I'd gladly swab toilets on Moon Base Alpha. Get your act together, Gorissen. Show some tactical precision next time. And for crying out loud, watch where you're going son! "